Two-Sided Thoughts

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

(via monstralization)

vvorldwideweb:

im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

(via the-kawaii-police)

keshawithasharktiedtoherface:

me and clare were going through our old pesterlogs from pesterchum from last year and just omg „ ,

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foxnewsofficial:

fuck bitches get money smoke weed read books pet small animals donate to charity help the elderly 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via kakakakelly)

So I was on the Kingston Island Ferry in Washington and THIS was inside one of the bathroom stalls. In case you can’t see, it has Dave on a boat called “S.S. Dave” and the caption is “Going to go meet John” and it’s probably the cutest thing. I’m really curious as to who made it, it was a really cool surprise and made my day!

keshawithasharktiedtoherface:

i looK BAD in this picture but look at clare look at my shirt wow yellowstone was cool

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