Random morbid fact of the day:
foreverfapping: sexymindsreadbooks: curiouskate: Did you know that when someone is on fire, they don’t die from the heat or burns? Because fire is essentially the lack of oxygen, anyone set on fire is breathing in CO2. In other words, they drown. Fascinating. OH GOD. WORST FEAR IS DROWNING
My immediate reaction when I see a friend crying
tittyswag: Who the fuck do I have to kill? DAMN THAT GIF damn he is so hot for real man
Girls are cats
scout-pilgrim: They like to sleep They only want to cuddle when you’re busy Mess up once and they hate you forever Unless you buy them something they really really love They hide the fact that they poop
The fake laugh you do when you don't understand...